Scotty Vanity

At first, all of the continents will melt into grains of sand. All that's left will be an island with a select group of myspace celebrities. These will include: Scotty VanityLet's Go to the Mall
, Jeffree Starr, Oprah Winfrey, and Radiohead.

After all of these myspelebrites come together on the island a hunt will begin. Who will eat who first? Thom Yorke will sunbathe as the harbingers of the apocalypse come to judge each myspace for the most friends and cool factors. The coolest myspace will be taken down to let Beelzebub visit on his personal computer on his personal yacht which he shares with Satan him or herself.

Note: this will happen February or Januray 12, 2012, as the 3
billionth myspace hit commencement happens in Golden Gate Park. Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers will play their hit "American Girl," as Tom from Myspace gains weight on the big stage.